guys r so hard to trust

assalamualaikum...
 ever heard a story bout when eve was created? she was created when adam was sleeping coz if Adam was awake then he would felt the pain as his bone were taken out from his body.Then he would not like eve coz eve caused him pain.But women were created to love and appreciate something thats hurting them.Therefore women are created to give birth coz she will love the child that caused her pain.
 i guess mayb thats why guys oftenly hurt women's feelings rather than women do. Well i hope i would act like a guy..who doesnt care much bout her love ones..who would only turn to her man when she needs em..who would simply break promises n tell them man sorry each time she did it. Who would b so picky bout the guys appearance...who would flirt with another guy n tells lies..have big ego and stay silenceeven when they know they did something wrong....damn guys r so hard to trust

perfect?

Assalamualaikum
eversince i was little i tried so hard to b perfect...in school,sports, appearence..but the results r
always disappointing....it tear me apart when i tried so hard but i dont succeed...when u give ur all but its just a waste...but u know what? NOTHING is perfect....not a thing honey yeah thats rite...perfect belongs to God..when u see a fine chick walking down the street u cant say shes perfect...thats rite ladies she aint perfect...she got fur on her legs n her armpit stinks when she sweats...so what did she do is..she shave her legs every weekends n spray her armpit whenever she goes out...in science....ideal gas...ideal fluid..ideal this n that...ironicly..none of us can create it...human created gas which is near to ideal gas but never hit the perfect title....y? simple...perfect is God's property...so...who cares if u got square body...or short legs..or no eyelids..even if u have a nice hot body with long legs n cute eyes..its not urs...God lend it to u anyway..It can have em back anytime It wanted...